Mtubu the Sodomizer

A continuation of the Peter Howard spam saga...

Hello Peter,

I must warn you that we've received this email in regards to your well-being and feel that you should be aware that a contract for sodomizing has been obtained against you. Please read this email and heed this warning. We're also awaiting your payment. Please let us know when you decided to pay so I can halt the poisoning orders and also try to avert this contract for sodomy.

Here is the email we've received regarding the sodomy:

Dear Zintrigali the Poisoner,

Zintrigali the Poisoner, you are truly a great and magnificent poisoner. You are feared and respected throughout Africa and the World! I am aware that you have provided poisoning services for many of our most elite businessmen. It seems that we have similar business interests, my birthname is Robert Mtubu, however I am known throughout the world as Mtubu The Sodomizer! Perhaps you have heard of me, yes? I would imagine so, my family has been sodomizing the enemies of our clients for well over 1000 years! Alas, this is why I need to contract your Magnificence now Sir!!!! I have been retained by a wealthy and powerful business interest to locate at sodomize Peter Howard, or the person or persons claiming to be Peter Howard. I am currently very close to finding this person and I will sodomize them with great force and fanfare!!!!! Yes Zintrigali the Poisoner I am as accomplished with sodomy as you are with poisons!!!!!Several time recently though I have discovered that those who I was sent to sodomize have already been poisoned! Due to the elegance and skill involved with these poisononings, I suspected you were involved. I now find out that you may be going to poison the so called Peter Howard. I ask you out of professional courtesy to please not complete this poisoning until I have had a chance to complete my sodomy. It dishonors my family when I cannot complete a task, and I will not accept payment for sodomy I cannot provide. Please assist me in completeing my task, I will be very grateful.

Sincerely,

Mtubu The Sodomizer

Please be careful, for Mtubu is an expert in his trade and you will not be in good health after he's had his way with you. A most unfortunate occurrence it will be that you be sodomized then poisoned.

Yours truly,
Zintrigali