Thursday, September 20, 2007

The Lord's Poison!

From: Zintrigali the Poisoner
Date: Sep 19, 2007 9:56 AM
Subject: The Lord's Poison!
To: vivian_nan1002@yahoo.com
Cc: Mtubu the Sodomizer

Greetings Sister Vivian Nana!

I was great friends with Mr. Dubhlar Nana when he was alive. When we worked together at the Kuwait embassy, we had great fun shirking and engaging in fun politics! No spider monkey came between Dubhlar and me! You mention his brief illness. This was of my bidding and great poisons! I am fully against getting a child outside my matrimonial home, as you have stated and should you get a child outside your matrimonial home, you shall be poisoned or sodomized. I read the Bible for you. Mtubu is awaiting a call.

Your late husband deposited more than just the $8 million dollars. Untold riches await you in the United States as he and I engaged in subversive tactics to secure monies for you and your child. We killed many, but had great fun too!

Cancer is a gift from the wind spirit, Mfumitabu. Embrace your gift. I am seeking a partner in my endeavor to poison the most important entertainers in the Lower Kenya Regions as well as the Ivory Coast and in India. You can help. Please ship your matrimonial child to Mtubu the Sodomizer. He will take good care of your child. Please send parcel post to:

Mtubu Sodomizer
3 Ivory Tusk Way
Zimbabwe, AF 98842-00F

Nothing ungodly will come of this should you act in accordance with the prophecy. You, being a nun in the holy Catholic Church should understand violence and bestiality, so please join forces with us!

If you read the biblical verse Leviticus 73:12, it states, "And he who eats a shrimp and poisons the monkey shall will penance from the pirates of penzance." This proves you are destined to work for such an organization. Poison with us and live long! Or get poisoned and sodomized. It is your choice. You will die alone of cancer; please do as the lord instructs. Sell your matrimonial child and poison a dog.
We will provide you with poisons so expensive, a king could not buy. Especially the King of Botswana. He is poor.

We've taken the liberty of contacting the Bank of Abidjan and have verified that you are dead. We will take your money if you do not cooperate. Please don't die until you've been killed.

At the Lord,

Zintrigali the Poisoner




From: vivian nan
To: vivian_nan1002@yahoo.com
Date: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 16:53:12 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: From:Sister Vivian Nana
From:Sister Vivian Nana
Dearest In Christ,

I am the Sister Vivian nana from Kuwait. I am married to Mr. Dubhlar Nana who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2004.We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $8.Million in a fixed deposit account here in Abidjan.

Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to cancer problem. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want a church that will use this fund for orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that "Blessed is the hand that giveth". I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used by unbelievers.
I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision.

I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace". I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development.

With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank in Abidjan. I will also issue you an authorisation letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth.

Please always be prayerful all through your life.Contact me on my email any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply.

Remain blessed in the Lord.

From Sister
Viana Nana

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