Send me money, please.

I need money. Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am now $10k in debt to a credit card company and I have $1,793.00 in the bank. What am I to do? I've considered selling my spleen or staging a Great Train Robbery, but neither appeal to me. I may just start sending emails around the world explaining that my father's been killed in a car crash in Africa and I need someone I can trust to transfer $11,000,000 to their personal account until I can get on my feet again. Then we'll share the money. Apparently this is working for someone in the Ivory Coast.